Life is very interesting... in the end, some of your greatest pains, become your greatest strengths.
Drew Barrymore
When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'
Jerry Lewis
The taxpayer -- that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.
