And what's romance? Usually, a nice little tale where you have everything As You Like It, where rain never wets your jacket and gnats never bite your nose and it's always daisy-time.
D. H. Lawrence
Who would venture upon the journey of life, if compelled to begin it at the end?
Madame de Maintenon
Well that's just typical! Five minutes before the most important party of my life, and half the house is destroyed by a gigantic sandwich!