The trouble with Ian is that he gets off with women because he can't get on with them.
Rosamond Lehmann
My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.
P. J. Plauger
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.