My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.
George Washington
Man, there are a million fine girls in the world, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.
Silent Bob
The lusts and greeds of the body scandalize the Soul but it has to come to heel.
