I have known war as few men now living know it. It's very destructiveness on both friend and foe has rendered it useless as a means of settling international disputes.
Douglas Macarthur
I don't know who my grandfather was I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be.
Abraham Lincoln
Run for your stupid life!
Jonathan, my 4-year-old nephew, calling after me as I was trying to outrun a car.