All of our unhappiness comes from our inability to be alone.
Jean De La Bruyere
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for a while Come on, we're not going to hurt it.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The heart never grows better by age; I fear rather worse, always harder. A young liar will be an old one, and a young knave will only be a greater knave as he grows older.