If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for a while Come on, we're not going to hurt it.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
No government is safe unless fortified by goodwill.
Cornelius Nepos
For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a MaCaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros.