Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
George Carlin
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together ...
Carl Zwanzig
If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink: Good wine -- a friend -- or being dry -- or lest we should be by and by -- or any other reason why.